PRAYING SQUIRREL

Our hearts and prayers go out to Bob Woodruff and Doug Vogt from ABC News. They put their lives on the line to report the truth.
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新年快乐
Happy Chinese New Year and welcome to the year of the Fire Dog!

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What is your Chinese Horoscope?

CAUGHT WITHOUT HER MAKEUP!

Film & rap star, Missy Bighorns, was caught off guard at a Beverly Hills Starbucks without her makeup. Rumor has it that she was later spotted sharing a skinny organic caramel macchiato with Brad - You know Who. Hmmm... Perhaps a trip to Africa is next for this duo?

Have you ever read The National Enquirer? Come on, confess.

The Cat & the Squirrel - A True Story

What's the one food that you just refuse to eat?

It's every cowboy's dream to travel to Africa to ride the "Big Cats" of the Masai Mara. Yeehah and meow!!

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What's the largest animal that you've ever ridden?

"Yo Shorty, you checked this DVD yet?"

"Girlfriend, it's where it's at, and I just about wet my fur over dat mongoose and jackal rumble. Dang girl, I have it on
auto-replay on my vPod... Fshizzle!"

Giraffe "Glamour" do or don't?
Comment now (and don't let Rita's ruby lips sway you!)

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Jimmy DeRocco wuz a good-fella ya know, ‘til dat fateful night in January when da peanuts ran dry. He's packin' and we'se scared...

Can we'se lay low wit youse 'til we'se get mo peanuts?

Presenting MR. PIGGLES...King of the Swine, Duke of Pork, Ruler of Hog Heaven and President of the United Confederated Bacon Lobby

Mr. Piggles wants to know if you prefer real bacon, or soy bacon?
Cast your vote now!

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THE ADVENTURES OF GOAT BOY, PART III

In his quest to reach New York City, Goat Boy braves a fierce winter storm somewhere out West. Fighting off hypothermia induced hallucinations, he begins to regret ever telling Farmer Jones that he would "give up his Broadway dreams when hell freezes over!"

If you were in Goat Boy's shoes (that is if he had shoes), would you give up your dreams for a hot cup of coffee?

THE ADVENTURES OF GOAT BOY CONTINUE...

Fearing that Farmer Jones would not support his musical aspirations, Goat Boy fled to the mountains, where he was last heard singing. "Climb every mountain..."

Farmer Jones is generally a good man and payed a handsome sum to purchase Goat Boy. Do you think that Goat Boy has a moral obligation to return to the farm?

"GOAT BOY" contemplates leaving the security of the farm to pursue his lifelong dream of dancing and singing in a Broadway musical. Should he exchange a comfortable pen and all of the hay that he could ever eat for an uncertain future in the Big Apple?

We say, "You Goat Boy!" What do you think?