Monday, January 02, 2006

"GOAT BOY" contemplates leaving the security of the farm to pursue his lifelong dream of dancing and singing in a Broadway musical. Should he exchange a comfortable pen and all of the hay that he could ever eat for an uncertain future in the Big Apple?

We say, "You Goat Boy!" What do you think?


Blogger tinaNanny said...

Goat Boy! Hi! It's Nanny Tina of Tribeca New York City fame! Listen, let me give you a little advice about the Big Apples since I was born and raised here and am currently multi- employed here. First, ya gotta get an agent (I'm available. Call me), then ya gotta get a discount Metrocard (dittos), then ya find a place to live (did somebody say "real estate"! I just got my license, Goat! I can put you in a nice one bedroom in Chelsea for under me. It won't last. This I know for sure.)

Then you schlep your little tootsies across the Hudson and you plunks yourself down here and sing and dance to your heart's content! Because the trut is, Goat, life is uncertain whether yous on a farm in Idaho or here wit us in New York, so you might as well live it to the burstin points and come on over! We got enough room here to squeeze in a gentleman of your statue!

By the way, did I mention hairdressers? Ya gotta get yurself a little trim around the edges, ya know what I mean. Call me and I'll hooks you up with someone good wit facial areas.

Your new friend!
Nanny Tina
One haff of the Queens of the Nannies (in Tribeca. NYC)

11:28 AM  
Blogger MollyNanny said...

Darling, Mr. Goat, may I call you by your first name? I hope so. How I adore men with a good head of hair and a natural aroma. Nanny Tina tells me that you are seeking fame and fortune in Tribeca. Smart pick. I will put you on our party list at once.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Richard Emblin said...

Thanks paul, for visiting my blog, the Diary of an Intimate stranger. Lool forward to reading your work and looking at those great safari pics. Happy New year 2006, and lets' create a link.

Best regards, Richard

6:50 PM  
Blogger MollyNanny said...

Let's link indeed. Paul, is Goatboy an artist perhaps? Performance I suppose, yes? roof singing, long interminable lyrics, and poetry, yes? I believe that we may be looking for young undiscovered talent in the near future. We need someone local so we can manage his career with all the attention he deserves. We might need to do something about his aroma but after the remoulade this morning, it won't be a problem. Let us know.

Nanny Molly

1:31 PM  
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