Tuesday, February 21, 2006

At that moment, Johnny had no idea that his mom was wearing catnip perfume.

Have you ever been stalked by an animal?


Blogger tinaNanny said...

Paul, I been stalked by so many animals I can't even count 'em! Yesterday, on the E train, three cats looked at me funny. You know in New York, you ain't supposed to look at each other. You supposed to look in the air and all around the other person or pretend to be readin the Times or Page 6. But I knew these animals were checkin out my new Nanny Tina Fit 'N Fun Fabulous Ruffles Tutu.

So I clobbered them.

It's a daily struggle.

You speak Retail, Paul? Cause you can learn in 73 easy lessons. Call me. And what's up wit Goat Boy?

Kissy Kissy,
Nanny Tina

4:02 PM  
Blogger angel said...

do flying ants count?

9:49 PM  
Blogger Tai said...

3 small ducks tried to crowd themselves into my car once.

I managed to get away with nary a scratch!

6:16 PM  
Blogger Sarah O. said...

Paul, besides a nasty swarm of biting flies, I can't think of any animals that have stalked me.

OK, my chocolate lab follows me around all day but that's hardly stalking, now is it?

We've been missing your posts lately. Please post again soon!

7:22 PM  

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